LONDON TODAY

what it feels to fall in to the pool
the hard shell bugs bite my forearm
my right index fingernail chewed to the quick
my cervix is a long
my sprinklers go off at 6pm each day
and sometimes they spray unsuspecting visitors
my pimples are goosebumps(hairs?) all over my legs
my brow is furrowed and my vision is blurred
and how I do love London
and how I do love London

the birds make guttural sounds and protect me
my friends come to visit and love me a lot
I don't have the energy to fill this
I am like flight attendants on a 12 hour flight
and how I do love London
and how I do love London

i am intriguied by the boy with songs
sometimes they write sometimes they write (not/a lot)
the steam will smell of puke and left us in the shower
the hug will feel forced upon you inconsolable thing
and how I do love London
and how I do love London

deep breaths will not make my brain stand still
to be loved and swallowed are single and depraved
i love speaking french to the taxi drivers
we slept and were cold on the train out of france
and how I do love London
and how I do love London

Gorgeous
by Alanis Morissette

this is but an observation
you put a bullet in your foot
you make it hard for us bitches inconsequential in your back bends
and your taste in men leaves something to de desired
you love them to be aloof and self obsessed
they love you in your mini dress

you are looking gorgeous
you're looking gorgeous
you're looking gorgeous
how you look gorgeous
*harmonica*

when your voice is raised above a certain level
I'm afraid you must go to the ladies room
I left your competence in curlers

you look gorgeous
you look gorgeous
you're looking gorgeous
how you look gorgeous